formalspeedwalking:

robynium:

antifungal:

“So what’s the big deal?”

Heterogeneous Mixtures : In chicken noodle soup, the ingredients are not evenly distributed throughout the mixture.

Pausing only to employ a few of Uncle Vernon’s choicest swear words, he staggered back into the kitchen clutching his head and staring out of the window into the back garden.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH /dies

Some slept right where they fell and had to be shaken to be awakened.
Well, ok.

formalspeedwalking:

robynium:

antifungal:

“So what’s the big deal?”

Heterogeneous Mixtures : In chicken noodle soup, the ingredients are not evenly distributed throughout the mixture.

Pausing only to employ a few of Uncle Vernon’s choicest swear words, he staggered back into the kitchen clutching his head and staring out of the window into the back garden.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH /dies

Some slept right where they fell and had to be shaken to be awakened.

Well, ok.

(Source: loveclaire, via completelyhorizontal)

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