February 2012
thethiefsdownfall:
defeating:
localmyth:
god bless america
Oh honey…
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Me: Damn, this shower is cold.
Me: *turns the knob up a teeny amount*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: ... *turns it up a fraction of an inch more*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: *a millimeter more*
Shower: I AM KRAKATOA FEEL MY LAVA WRATH
Me: ASDFJLKAJECJALMEIOMWZ
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Shamelessly self-promoting my travel blog.... →
I’ve been working on making it all full of pretty pictures, and I’m damned proud of it. It’s a pretty little thing.
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I just want to go up to the kids in my grade and...
They’re all deluded with their notions that we’ll all still keep in contact.
No, we won’t.
Yes, part of that is natural, but part of that has to do with the fact that if I had a choice, I wouldn’t have dealt with you for the last 12 years of school. The day I have a choice whether or not I communicate with you is the day you no longer hear from me.
That’s just how...
viele-eifersucht:
Guys can you imagine next year at the Oscars, when the Hobbit just fucking destroys everything in its path and wins everything, there will be Martin Freeman standing in the wreckage.
And with eyes aflame he will look into the camera, raise the statue triumphantly and scream
‘FUCK YOU I WON AN OSCAR’
And in the corner Leonardo DiCaprio will weep bitter tears and rock back and...
so I wonder what it's like for their kids
Daughter: But Mom I'm too lazy to clean my r-
Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN
Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN
Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on-
Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM
Peeta: ALSO
Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES
Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE
Daughter: Dad why are you even-
Peeta: MY LEG IS GONEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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My project for the weekend: A Travel Blog →
I’m pretty happy with it. I tweaked it so that it works the way I want it to, and the pictures are all gorgeous and it’s all wanderlust-y and asdflkajs.
I’m just proud, ok?
Check it out.