The Misadventures of a Half Jew


Sarah
20
Chicago

Yes I am half Jewish. Yes that is really a thing. If you want to understand how this works, check my FAQ.
And if you can't accept that my personal beliefs are different from yours, then I highly encourage you to move along. I have no time for closed-minded, ignorant people.

Smartass blogger who dabbles in all things nerdy. Sometimes crafty. Sometimes moody. Always strange and sassy.
Enjoy your stay.


knightofsuperior:

ommfghiddleston:

George of the Jungle

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIFSET ALL MY LIFE




sarah-scales:

We have one kitten left at work and he does not like to be ignored! He demands you pay attention to his cute!




dracophile:

mydollyaviana:

The musical number "Paris Holds the Key (To Your Heart)" includes cameos by various historical characters from the time including Maurice Chevalier, Sigmund Freud, Charles A. Lindbergh, Josephine Baker, Claude Monet, Isadora Duncan, Auguste Rodin, and Gertrude Stein.

I’d like to point out Freud slips on that banana peel.

A Freudian slip.




roymaes:

the greatest plan in history







fat-lasts-longer-than-flavor:

cuadradonegro:

obscurewings:

I made a political cartoon for English class about issues in school
It focuses on how teens are expected to make career defining choices with barely any experience, and also how parents often take so much authority that their child’s decision is not actually their own
If this gets some notes then I’ll make a colored version

thank fucking you. this defines me a few years ago really accurately

this

fat-lasts-longer-than-flavor:

cuadradonegro:

obscurewings:

I made a political cartoon for English class about issues in school

It focuses on how teens are expected to make career defining choices with barely any experience, and also how parents often take so much authority that their child’s decision is not actually their own

If this gets some notes then I’ll make a colored version

thank fucking you. this defines me a few years ago really accurately

this




veganspartyharder:

buzzfeed:

Important reminder: Everyone on the internet is a real person.

Go read this. It’s really important.

Be kind to one another.

Pretty much the only decent buzzfeed article Ive seen in forever







spud-buster:

liamdryden:

ichbinerica:

Let’s just take a bit to thank the good lord of Cosplay for making this a reality

more like DAANG


I just choked dr pepper out my nose

spud-buster:

liamdryden:

ichbinerica:

Let’s just take a bit to thank the good lord of Cosplay for making this a reality

more like DAANG

I just choked dr pepper out my nose




It always feels so good to go through the list of blogs I follow and clean it out.

It’s like a colon cleanse without all the prune juice.




the-fault-in-our-wifi:

mook64:

giraffepoliceforce:

popemarina:

mistyslay:

fishingboatproceeds:

This is one of my favorite moments in the movie: Gus makes a joke about Isaac’s disability and then Isaac is like, “Not only am I going to call you out and refuse to accept you making me the butt of your joke; I’m also going to do it in a way that shows you that I am funnier than you are.” And Gus is momentarily defensive and then like, “Okay. Yeah. Fair enough.”

Nat improvised that line, by the way. Such a great actor. He’s going to be so amazing as Q in Paper Towns.

did… did he just praise his own movie again….

when was the last time a NON-BLIND guy made fun of a BLIND guy in a teen romance movie? Ever? I don’t think it has happened ever

HE PRAISED AN ACTOR FOR IMPROVISING A LINE DOES IT NEVER END WITH YOU PEOPLE.

john green is not a director

john green is not a director

john green is not a director

  1. john green is not a director
  • john green is not a director

JOHN GREEN IS NOT A DIRECTOR. HIS PRAISE OF THE MOVIE IS OUT OF ADMIRATION OF THE ACTORS, DIRECTOR, AND PRODUCERS. NOT OUT OF SELF-PRAISE. HE ONLY WROTE THE NOVEL; EVERYTHING ELSE WAS OUT OF HIS CONTROL

next person I see hating on john for no reason gets a kick to the dick







vansgirls:

Courtney Kennedy of Always Rooney DIY’d these white canvas Vans and turned them into a garden party. So cute, and with her steps, it looks pretty simple too!




tlvbirdie:

Simple Living // Embroidery art pieces on craft paper
http://www.tlvbirdie.com

tlvbirdie:

Simple Living // Embroidery art pieces on craft paper

http://www.tlvbirdie.com